Your insights are very interesting and I would love to hang out with you at a party.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

"Trygve Lief Bjorkstam!"

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

This one beautifully captures the feeling of loss, despair, and frustration at losing a contact lens in a field of weeds.

Fine.

Put on some Kenny G while you play. Scary creepy ghosts will transform into seductive sexy ghosts.

The Japanese Air Force will never be our reliable ally in the Pacific Rim.

I think you're right, though likely coupled with a comically loud gobbling sound.

"Guy Fieri makes a great host."

Suggested syndication re-titles:

Stephen, I'm so lost and confused. Is there a tutorial somewhere?

Hey, Bob!

Gravel > Grape nuts

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

The worst.