To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

She seems like she'd be a good writer for a place like this, Gawker should give her an interview or something.

you won't regret sticking it out

wow I can actually see your reply — is.. is this thing working now? *computer explodes*

There was a great shop on that theme, it had a ton of votes. I guess it did not tickle Owen's funny bone...

With an offense and defense that were equally terrible, Zimmer was really the best candidate to coach the twin shitties.

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Eli, on the other hand, would never mess with that "light" shit. He goes right for the crafts.

Jesus...good to see Wario found work again.

"No Jennifer Lawrence? Fuck you, butt plug." - America

The tree wasn't a Schiano man so he had it set on fire in the middle of the parking lot as a reminder to everyone else about what happens when you don't play by his rules.

Indeed.

> Tony Romo throws out back

They're heeeeeeeere!!!

"My weight issues stem largely from a need to taste everything."

Chiefs Fan: [stands up]

How did you find a picture of my ex-wife with her gentlemen lovers?!?!