Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Keeping the whiteys away from the guns was a smart play.

"steam controller will be terrible for any game that uses a dpad"

I've always thought Terrell Suggs looks like a C.H.U.D.

Will metal ever reunite musicianship skills with actual singing? There are lots of metal bands these days with awesome instrumentals, but then Cookie Monster shows up again on lead vocals and ruins it for me. Hetfield and Araya more or less sing, and their bands are clearly the inspiration for most metal today - what…

What kind of animal are you that you talk at the urinals? People like you need to be euthanized.

I actually spent a good 45 seconds trying to figure out what bathroom function Number 3 referred to and why you had to do it at a hospital all summer before I realized you were talking about the job list. I'm kind of stupid I think.

Sex with a woman works for me.

If first base is open (or there are two outs) and the catcher drops a third strike (or more commonly the batter swings at a ball in the dirt), the batter is entitled to attempt to get to first base. If he is safe, the pitcher is still credited with a strikeout. If that pitcher strikes out the rest of the batters, he…

Look buddy, I reviewed Popeye's biscuits a few weeks ago: novelty is not foremost among my criteria. For all I know, we've had this citri-tar on our side of the pond since 1962. Point is, it tastes like blowing a cyborg version of Toucan Sam.