I agree with this list. Onion pizza is for the strong, pepperoni pizza is for American pussies.

You're updates are terrible, only listing comments that the author participates in or approves is ridiculous. The best part of a good chunk of articles are the comments.... That's poor hustle.

Was it necessary to post all of those comments? There's racist assholes on the internet, we get it... Sherman was fired up after the game and said some dumb shit.*

Was it necessary to post all of those comments? There's racist assholes on the internet, we get it... Sherman was fired up after the game and said some dumb shit.*

She tastes like vanilla. Your mom tastes like old ham, thirty dudes, and shame.

Hilarious... The dryness might be lost on some.

I hate you all. Puns are the worst. Gregggg definitely approves.

Funny story about Jim Gaffigan. A bunch of us went to see his show when he came to Jacksonville, and afterwards we all went to a small pub about a block over. My buddy was on a date with this chick, who was cute, but a sloppy drunk. She hit on every guy, girl, and bar stool in the place.

If I ever go to the store and buy a bottle of Peach Mist Passion to shower with, I will go home, suds up with the stuff, enjoy the delectable, fruity aroma, then repeatedly punch myself in my newly formed vagina.

Amazing, thanks for the new background!

You're not the only one bud.

10. Those people deserve to have all four tires spontaneously explode. On second thought, that might not help traffic...

It stings the nostrils.

Man those days were great.... Blockbuster was awesome! DAMN YOU REDBOX!!!

Awesome +1

Plus damn near every death metal band ever! Death, Dismember, .... I got nothing. Danzig! (not metal). Oh yeah, Dethklok!!! Deep Purple is also pretty awesome.

Good to know sir.

That's fantastic. I haven't played baseball since I was 12 and prefer to watch football and hockey, therefore I was not aware of the four strike loophole. Appreciate the response though.

"tastes like John Madden farted in your mouth"

I see.