How do you strike out four guys in an inning?

Flesh Gordon had a giant dick for a spaceship... it was awesome, eighties porn at it's finest. Spank flicks were way better before women started eating shit out of cups like soft-serve ice cream and sticking microwave ovens in their asses.

Agreed, mayo on both sides is way better. A little pepper and seasoning salt is also a solid choice.

Grow a Ditka 'stache! You will be unstoppable in Chicago!!

Well played sir.

Agreed.

Hockey is a way of life in Canada and north eastern US, the NHL will keep going even if it goes back to days of a six team league. Also, boxing needs to mount a comeback. UFC can be exciting when it's toe-to-toe, but boxing allows you to savor the little things... such as not watching some sweaty dude eskimo kiss some…

Is the next great Heavyweight a thing of the past? And will awful scorekeeping be the death of the sport in general?