This is what happens when irresponsible young wizards just throw their invisibility cloaks anywhere they feel like instead of hanging them up properly.

“Politicians are fighting about California wildfires on Twitter” is dangerously close to bothsidesism, and not how I would describe what’s going on. What’s going on is that the President of the United States is threatening to do harm to the biggest, most prosperous state in the union because it resists him politically.

For real - this isn’t anything more than they’re seeing something bright and sparkly and fun and they wanna play with it. I think Kim is playing it smart by letting her get it out of her system now. 

“The catering company acknowledges it did not provide adequate food for ONE attendee and a social media post went viral.”

I thinking banning something that is her moms bread and butter is cruel. If North is interested, she and Kim can bond over it. Building a healthy relationship with anything, be it alcohol drugs, or makeup, is a better option than a straight up ban. 

I’ve never, ever gotten why “former bartender” is such an insult. Isn’t that... what they want? Moving up via bootstraps and hard work?

For anyone who isn’t aware of Kimberly Guilfoyle’s history: back in the day, before she became a Fox Newsbot and took up with Con Jr, she was a San Francisco Assistant DA, ardent Democrat, and married to San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom.

Those three kids would happily gouge out each others eyes to gain da-da’s favor. They know he’s going to give the company to one of them when he finally nosedives into a plate of fried chicken.

My favorite Republican humiliation from last night

This guy is such a child. He’s just showing off his toys. “Here’s my bow and here’s my girlfriend and her boobs.”

Literally alluding to killing his partner. What kind of person agrees to be the hunted in this scenario?

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Mmm-hmm. Makes you wonder if they’re just hammering out squat after squat in the gym because they know they’ll look hot in their uniforms.

Damn it all. A lot of the entities of the Gawkerverse have helped get me through some dark times over the last six years, and the fact that it could all be gone sooner than later is incredibly sad. I’ve loved and appreciated the many talented writers and commenters with whom I’ve connected over the past seven years.…

Unclear, and I desperately hope not, but with the shuttering of Splinter a little while ago and the incredibly stupid “stick to sports” mandate And subsequent firings that led to the *entire* Deadspin staff quitting en masse, it seems like it’s a possibility.

We all came over here after Gawker, so I don’t know where we will go if something happens to Jezebel. This is my daily place for the last few years.  

Yes, I had a Husky (RIP) and not only did she require miles and miles and miles of walks, she required wilderness. Out in the open mountains or along the beach is where she really had her engine working at prime performance.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

I keep being puzzled by Trump’s insistence that people should read the transcript that pretty clearly confirms majority of the accusations. Also it is not a transcript, as was made clear by every reliable media institution that published the summary.