I know it was objectification and in general I’m against it, but I truly do miss the strapping rugby lads that used to populate Thighlights posts.

I was in the same hotel as the South African national rugby team, and when they trooped through the lobby in their shorts, oh lordy.

I’m in a relationship with a rugby player right now and I was warned by my best friend (who played rugby with him on the same team) that he’s like a “bloody hyperactive Labrador”. Yes, he has fantastic thighs, yes his arse is a work of art and yes, he gives the best snuggles and cuddles, but...dear god. He gets up…

Ok I’m going to surprise you all:

That’s why soccer men are the best: you get all the glorious thigh muscles without the broken noses.

An introspective, well written piece.  Truly what we need for these troublesome times.

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

You should also consider rugby players...similar meaty thighs, but wearing tiny shorts instead of nasty polyester pants. Now those are some sports I'd like to stick to...

I love your username. Nightvale is my happy place.

We’re NOT Crying okay?! It’s simply the body’s reaction  to protect the eyes.

It’s like 9/11 - AN ACTUAL CONSPIRACY wasn’t good enough, so they had to make up different ones.

Then they say we’re nagging!!

I got my partner into skin care when he was in his 20s by pointing out the age gap and telling him I didn’t want people to think he was my dad when he was in his 40s because he looked older than he was :P It worked, and while he looks naturally handsome, it has definitely helped and people do remark that he looks…

Hey now, dwarves are a solid, noble, trustworthy race. They may dig too deep sometimes, but I’d take two dwarves over Play-Doh President any day.

Oh god, my husband puts me to shame when it comes to skin and hair care. He’s got a whole routine, and I’m like “Well, I washed my bra two weeks ago, I’m all set!”

I am literally wearing a hat right now because I didn’t want to take a shower today.

Convincing men to partake in at least basic skin care is the main hurdle.

To the now anonymous piece of shit I just flagged and dismissed, science is not a cult. It is the exact opposite of a cult, you hateful idiot.

There is nothing Christian about the fire and brimstone of the American evangelical death cult. They need to terrify and indoctrinate children in order to keep their power and cash.

I never heard of such a thing. Who knew? I’m also not a Christian, so this is just seems like a wildly traumatic experience to dump on a child.

Stephen King used to write for Entertainment weekly on a regular basis. I’ll NEVER forget how he used all of his literary genius to tell the story of the bright little girl…