I keep thinking that’s Newt Gingrich.

A fittingly shitty person to compare old Jim to.

That comparison might be more cruel than the suggestion that Jim Spanfeller is the crap upon the pig’s giant nutsack (he is!).

I’m firmly of the opinion that, in the absence of aggravating factors, sex with a staffer absolutely is not worth removal from office without an election. If there’s any whiff of quid pro quo or coercion, investigate and remove if it’s confirmed.

Live in the area and last year I could have done my deck and siding twice due to all the wetness. usually it is a once a year job. Did it once this summer (deck only) and then had a pro do it again and my siding recently. Between mold and mildew, there is a lot of construction near me as well that has been adding…

My husband just started washing his face ONCE A WEEK with Cetaphil because I didn’t like it, and he’s noticed a difference. I’m over here with my sensitive cleanser, night oil, moisturizer with sunscreen, face masks etc. like...I hate you.

Here’s what I tell the politicians I work for, which is coincidentally the same thing my sister told me before my wedding.

Anecdotal, but I used a battery tracking app and compared a dark grey theme and a normal white theme in an app, with true dark as a control. Dark grey reduced battery by 2.8% in half an hour, white by 3.0% in half an hour, and true dark by 1.9%. Unless you’re staring at that dark grey app all day without pause, I…

I’m fucking grey everywhere except SplinterRIP; I need a makeover!

As with many men obsessed with having a small penis, I suspect that watching less porn and talking to a therapist would be his best options.  

Okay my quickies

Response to PENIS was dumb. In his letter he say’s he’s already tried stuffing with socks and it didn’t work. Then he’s basically advised to try the same thing. Dumb. PENIS, just wear a dance belt. It’s a like a reinforced jock strap that dancers use under their tights to smooth out their sex. You may still get a…

She got a navigator through the industry, and he got his dick wet. Can’t we just throw both of them in the garbage and call it a day?

That fits very well with my father's theory that your view on what things should cost is fixed when you first start paying for yourself, so usually mid 20s 

One of the best heuristics I’ve ever come across to explain people’s politics is to ask myself what was going on when this person was approximately 16-25. It takes a lot of active knowledge about American history, but it’s very effective.

Agreed on all points. I’d like to add one minor thing, though. Trump further encapsulates the Boomer id, in that he doesn’t understand the role he’s played in his failures. He rails against banking and lending systems, as if they’re the reason he can’t run a successful business. He’s perfect, and his businesses are…

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Think about this:

All this time with Ted Cruz has apparently taught us nothing.