justkazari
All Hail the Glow Cloud (aka kazari)
justkazari

Welp, thank you for advertising that women should steer well clear of you.

It doesn’t sound like you want polyamory. It does sound like you want your husband to try harder (why does he get to orgasm when you are just lying back and thinking of England?). I’m sorry, I don’t have any solutions for you besides perhaps trying toys and other things like that; but please know that varying degrees

you’re probably right there, though that’s quite an insult to half the world’s population.

Hm...The Daily Show does a podcast with clips of their shows. Perhaps not as impactful as having the visuals (idk about you, but I enjoy staring at a cute Trevor Noah while he cracks his jokes), but a fun way to wile away the time while you’re cleaning the house or whatever.

I take SSRIs and I find that it’s improved my sex life. Before I was in so much misery that I couldn’t even begin to feel any pleasure from sex, and was too exhausted to engage in it even if I felt like it.

Yeah but some of us have standards. :)

Okay good. Knock on wood I never find those.

Oooh, I loved that show back in the day. Glad to see it’s on Prime, I’m definitely going to watch!

LOL!! This is true. I told my husband that my turn-on is him doing the dishes unprompted. It hasn’t really motivated him yet...

Yeah, I’ve gotten to the point where sex is nice but not really worth the hassle. Orgasms have always been difficult for me, doubly so with a partner (they’re distracting, lol). Best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman, because god love men but they don’t know what the fuck even they’re doing, especially if you

Full body cringe over the sex coach. Many years ago I came across the webpage of a ‘tantric yogi’ or something like that. Claimed to be able to bring women to full body orgasms. I was(am) hugely skeptical, of course, but I confess I had a few moments of consideration for even this highly suspect pre-Craigslist-ad

HA. I have relatives in Vietnam. It’s an open secret that there are many, many more cases of coronavirus there that the government is keeping mum on, as autocratic governments do.

I’m planning a tour for a group of major donors of my museum to Japan at the end of March. Payments have been made, things are ready to go........and we’re getting increasingly worried.

I have a question, what exactly should I be looking for while inspecting a hotel room? cuz I do that inspection when I stay at hotels but...

Dude. I would’ve died. Add to it that air raid siren, and it’d be an instant heart attack.

LOL. Sorry, I laugh because my 4 year old talks the same way. His favorite thing is to say, “I poop on your [insert random household object]” to which I have to refrain from debating with him the physical logistics of even doing such a thing. I fervently hope he outgrows it, but judging from his dad and uncles it’s

The first SH movie is still hands down one of my favorite horror movies!

As a general rule of thumb I ignore reviews of so-obviously-fanservice movies by people who are, by and large, utterly not the target audience.

I also don’t make it a habit to criticize/attack writers on G-media sites, especially on opinion pieces, but this is simply a bad take. It’s a kid movie for either young kids

Val Kilmer was the hottest of the Batmans. Fight me.

Nah, he’d never go there because somebody else landed on the Moon already. I vote for sending him to the Sun.