If you don’t have the balls to say whatever racist bullshit your tiny brain is vomiting, then do us all a favor and fuck off.

I don’t claim not to be an awkward turtle in these situations (I hate small talk), but I basically smile and say, “That’s so great! I’ll talk to you later, okay?” and scurry off.

Asian here. What exactly are you trying to say?

Yessss. the first one, especially if it’s warm. My god.

How does similar services such a GrubHub and DoorDash work, then? the retailers have to opt in?

I mean, while we’re at it, let’s revisit Clarence Thomas as well as Bill.

I remember back in the day when autumn actually happened in October and wearing your full-body costume on Halloween wasn’t risking heatstroke.

The vast majority of CA forestland belongs to the feds. The state only owns something like 3%, the rest is private. For some reason Rump seems to think defunding the agencies tasked with “cleaning” forest floor will make the wildfires stop taking up valuable FOX news time that would otherwise be talking about Trump. 

Wait did she dye her eyebrows too or is she secretly an actual brunette?

Psh, you know he just hires guides to take him out and shoot animals for him.

Kim’s face mask thing can be a fun thing to do even with kids (my boys will totally get in on the action if they see me doing one). And Kanye’s opinion on how women and girls look is gross as fuck in general and I think he can take an extra helping of stfu. But many parents have opinions on the appropriate age for…

They make shampoo bars now (or again?) -- maybe you can swap his soap bar out lol

See, I don’t really understand what about their sport requires them to have thicc-ass thighs and butts. Big arms, absolutely. Most athletes have bodies that reflect the necessities of their sport — swimmers have pecs and arms carved from granite (actually they have a bit of errrthing if you like the slim n fit type),…

lol my husband was a tri-athlete and I totally feel ya on the 4am runs. Like, who the fuck in their right minds...?

I mean,

Too chonk for my tastes. Give me soccer players or swimmers any day.

I just did a toy purge. Had a day off with the kids out of the house; went through and tossed anything broken or part of a set with pieces missing. Then tossed all those cheapo disposable toys like the kind you get from a Happy Meal unless the kids have played with it regularly. Then donated all the ones that are…

Holy shitsnacks.

Aw, that last story. SO GOOD. I thought the intruder with the knife was the ghost, but he wasn’t! I also love the idea of doing a book club with a ghost.

Well, I mean. Wear a condom??