*gasp* the Illuminati has put out two dwarves under a giant skin sack and is pretending it’s our president!

All of this. I even turned off my adblocker just for the GMG sites!

Has Twitter ever justified why they allow Agent Orange to bloviate while breaking pretty much every rule in their TOS? (I mean, we all know it’s money, but have they admitted it?)

/sigh we survived the closure of Gawker...I’m not so sure we’ll survive whatever is happening to GMG. It’s like we’re retreating to islands of seeming sanity that are shrinking under our feet, like Jez, Giz, AV Club...

There is a huge gaping hole. I’m glad to see people trickling back to Jez/The Slot but even Jez has been only a shadow of what it used to be, back in the Gawker days when I first started.

That’s where a cosmetician goes at your face with a blackhead/whitehead extractor and gets alllll the gunk out. I think ladies may be more inured to pain in the name of beauty (waxing, plucking, zit squeezing, etc) but I’ve seen men driven to tears with extractions. lol

No idea...? I haven’t been on Jez for a long time (it was getting too frivolously catty without the balancing meatier stuff) until Splinter died. But I’ve been ungreyed through most of GMG by asking nicely... and probably good timing. I’m still greyed on Gizmodo however, which drives me crazy cuz I wanna sit with the…

I make my phone and desktop as dark as possible, and also use a screen dimmer app for night time. I find it helps with my eye strain as I sit at a computer all day and spend a lot of my leisure hours staring at my phone. It also helps with my night vision.

HOW are you still gray on The Slot?!

Considering the tomatoes are with a salad and still have the vine on, I’m gonna go with ‘wrinkled and uncooked’ lol

Okay, slimes in Washington aside, DC was built in a swamp (or tidal marsh, depending on who you ask) and summers tend to be very humid and recently much warmer, and winters are wet so is it really that out there that this is just a factor of the weather and perhaps climate change...?

What is going on with Trump’s forehead in the Stephanopoulos interview anyway? He looks like someone either punched him right between the eyes or fell and banged his forehead.

I keep thinking that’s Newt Gingrich.

What if your friends only produce shit EDM, though? Should you still fuck to it?

Convincing men to partake in at least basic skin care is the main hurdle. lol My husband went and got himself a full facial complete with hardcore extractions before our wedding. He did look great on the big day.

You guys. McConnell and Trump are actually zombies. Pass it on.

Do you roast your tomatoes with the vine still on...?

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

I have zero interest in sports of any kind, but Deadspin has some great writing.

/sigh I feel like we’ve been here before.