justkazari
All Hail the Glow Cloud (aka kazari)
justkazari

I mean,

Too chonk for my tastes. Give me soccer players or swimmers any day.

Joke’s on you, I’m not a millenial, but you can go ahead and fuck right off.

I just did a toy purge. Had a day off with the kids out of the house; went through and tossed anything broken or part of a set with pieces missing. Then tossed all those cheapo disposable toys like the kind you get from a Happy Meal unless the kids have played with it regularly. Then donated all the ones that are

Holy shitsnacks.

Aw, that last story. SO GOOD. I thought the intruder with the knife was the ghost, but he wasn’t! I also love the idea of doing a book club with a ghost.

/sigh. I hated Doctor Sleep (the book) because it suffers from what other King books do, post-accident — he’s gotten obsessed with forming his legacy via some whackadoodle fifth-dimensional multiverse where everything he’s ever written is connected somehow, complete with little easter eggs which he thinks are subtle

Well, I mean. Wear a condom?? 

*gasp* the Illuminati has put out two dwarves under a giant skin sack and is pretending it’s our president!

All of this. I even turned off my adblocker just for the GMG sites!

Has Twitter ever justified why they allow Agent Orange to bloviate while breaking pretty much every rule in their TOS? (I mean, we all know it’s money, but have they admitted it?)

/sigh we survived the closure of Gawker...I’m not so sure we’ll survive whatever is happening to GMG. It’s like we’re retreating to islands of seeming sanity that are shrinking under our feet, like Jez, Giz, AV Club...

There is a huge gaping hole. I’m glad to see people trickling back to Jez/The Slot but even Jez has been only a shadow of what it used to be, back in the Gawker days when I first started.

That’s where a cosmetician goes at your face with a blackhead/whitehead extractor and gets alllll the gunk out. I think ladies may be more inured to pain in the name of beauty (waxing, plucking, zit squeezing, etc) but I’ve seen men driven to tears with extractions. lol

No idea...? I haven’t been on Jez for a long time (it was getting too frivolously catty without the balancing meatier stuff) until Splinter died. But I’ve been ungreyed through most of GMG by asking nicely... and probably good timing. I’m still greyed on Gizmodo however, which drives me crazy cuz I wanna sit with the

I make my phone and desktop as dark as possible, and also use a screen dimmer app for night time. I find it helps with my eye strain as I sit at a computer all day and spend a lot of my leisure hours staring at my phone. It also helps with my night vision.

Am I the only one to get trypophobia vibes off that three camera configuration?

HOW are you still gray on The Slot?!

Considering the tomatoes are with a salad and still have the vine on, I’m gonna go with ‘wrinkled and uncooked’ lol

Okay, slimes in Washington aside, DC was built in a swamp (or tidal marsh, depending on who you ask) and summers tend to be very humid and recently much warmer, and winters are wet so is it really that out there that this is just a factor of the weather and perhaps climate change...?