You gotta spring for those heated mirrors, bro. #YOLO

All to see the Wings lose in a shootout, too.

VW probably cheated on that weight number though

I heard you like b pillars, so we put a b pillar in your b pillar.

Regardless of color, check out this Subaru B pillar. No joke.

how long would a basketball player last on a baseball field?

I think you’re right.

should’ve used a digital torque wrench.

Apples, meet oranges.

So, a bunch of brand new, shiny, $50,000-$100,000 trucks...

For fucks sake.

Volkswagen goes to elaborate lengths to make a feature of their car appear to be better than it actually is. Shocking!

“It’ll sell really well in the States - we promise.”

WILD CARD MOTHERFUCKERS

WILDCARD, BITCHES!

It kind of stinks when the article includes the pop-culture reference a lot of us were going to make. Eh, fuck it:

That was close.

PSI was wrong, low flying pelican caused me to swerve.

Turning, and stuff.

Because steering and braking require 0 grip, right?

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.