If we can see the stealth bomber ad then obviously it's not very stealth

You had me at "redneck Koenigsegg"

Admittedly, I have some fear that I will burn up during all my journeys across the ozone layer. However: I am comforted by the fact that the Tesla Model S is the safest car made, which means I will survive the journey with only a few bruises and possibly a skinned knee. So thank you, Steve, and I have just one…

Like me, you'll forever be pending approval

Started my Camry

Still relevant

Chris Pratt?

What's next, fancy carpet?

That's scary as shit but I couldn't help think of this.

Obligatory:

Maybe on some. The plastic piece is the official recall fix for my girlfriend's Alero. What a joke. I know the anti-GM train is strong here on Jalopnik, but damn. The ignition key turning off shouldn't be a recall. You still have brakes, even a couple applications of power brakes! In almost all cases, the steering…

I think anyone can contribute, bro.

But have you considered yes?

Type-R tachometer with needle at 3k?

He has to do something to pay those import fees.

There has been so much Doug DeMuro lately, it's like drinking from a fire hose.. I love it!

So, here's a tip: Instead of just assuming something sucks and then going around telling everyone else it sucks, maybe try it first. You never know. You might be surprised.

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