So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

You asked “What’s a “peaceful” US warship doing 70 miles off the the coast of Russia.” As stated in the article, they were on a routine training exercise with fellow NATO member Poland.

You’re familiar with NATO, I hope?

Bigfoot

Well, it wouldn’t be the internet without butthurt Christians.

Going to the bear spa certainly looks more relaxing than what I’ve seen of seal clubbing.

nobody cares when national geographic puts a camera in a bathroom, but when i do it suddenly i’m a fucking ‘pervert’ and a ‘criminal’

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

Obviously. If Jon was all dead they’d be going through his pockets to look for loose change.

What I don’t get is how Jon got out of Alliser’s hands in the first place. There was no visible dissent at Jon’s Special Party of Stabby Fun, so how in the hell did the “body” get into a position where Alliser and his followers are having to break down a door?

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Davidson county gets a pass because barbecue

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Definitely. I always tell people to not leave the big cities because it’s like a different world. I mean, in Carborro there is an openly gay mayor. Carborro is in the same county as a town that basically forced an elementary school teacher to resign for reading a book like “Heather Has Two Mommies.” This county also…

Yeah you so right. And for every blue city it's surrounded by blast red rural counties. I live in Guilford county and going to Randolph or Davidson county is like visiting a different state with people's mindset. Hell in my sons daycare one of the books being read is Heather has two moms, I doubt that would be…

Idk dude some discrimination is ok in my book. Having the right to not serve St. Louis Cardinals fans, for one, is the sort of discrimination we should be pushing.

I lived in NY the first 25 years of my life, and the NC Triangle the last seven. I’ve had a lot of people ask how this law could pass in a “purple state.”

I don’t agree with a lot that Charles Barkley says and clinked on the article fully expecting to mock his latest quote.

I feel like the NBA should just go ahead and pull it now instead of waiting to see if they fix this abomination of a law. Then they should tell the state legislators that until this law is removed from the books that North Carolina will never see another NBA related event of any magnitude again. And then just follow…