Justin

Justin

justinkc

1/10/17

#allpoetrysucks

1/10/17

Poetry sucks.

9/28/16

9/19/16

Alas, no:

9/19/16

9/19/16

Chicken fried chicken with eggs and white gravy and biscuits is a legitimately great breakfast that is not talked about enough as such.

9/17/16

Enlighten us, please. What did they get wrong?

9/17/16

Fucking cunt.

9/17/16

In other words: it wasn’t your kids who were raped, so who cares?

9/17/16

“I Condone Child Molestation”

9/9/16

You write great stuff most of the time. But this is tripe:

9/5/16

That’s a lot of hot takes to get to your hatred of soccer.

8/13/16

....

8/12/16

Seems like he was in denial.

6/22/16

Your mother and I are separating

6/17/16

“I want goddamn supermutants running the 100m in 6.82 seconds.”

On the upside, it’s awful hard to mask FEV in a doping test...

6/17/16

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

6/16/16

Stoppage time is not overtime.

6/11/16

I was going to go watch the movie with my friends, but my friend Leroy went to see it before we could, and it just ruined the whole experience.

6/10/16

They’re just a shit Leicester City.