Sherman [burns down established thinking]

“The Battle of the Bastards” is actually just Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton going up against one another in a Battle of the Bands — Jon is the singer for his band, Winterfellas, while Ramsay is the lead guitarist for his band, Live and Let Flay.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Kyrie Irving gets backdoored more often than Sasha Grey.

You are a fucking psycho.

Actual draft dodgers, though, have his approval:

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

... and also, Kyrie’s defense is atrocious. I never really noticed, because Kyrie always gets hyped as an all-star player and I don’t watch many Cavs games, but his defense is Harden level bad. There was a point last night where Livingston hit like 3 mid-range jumpers in his face, LeBron demanded they switch, and then…

Let me fix that title for you:

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

I think he’s human, maybe too human. I’m just glad this iteration hasn’t implemented casual Fridays.... yet.

If I had to take a honest guess?

Well, I care.

Eh, I mean, the Warriors outscored the Thunder in those games, which tends to be a more reliable indicator of which team did basketball better.

They’re really going ahead with this, aren’t they? Athletes competing in raw sewage, spectators flocking toward an epidemic, infrastructure collapsing in real time: It’s got the complete package. Idiocy, corruption and willful blindness. Just perfect.

Oh yeah totally

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Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.