Fuck yourself, bigot.

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?

So salty.

Vlad, we understand you’re upset right now, but you shouldn’t be making Kinja burners to let off steam. It’s a terrible hobby.

I know that being an asshole to people just because they like something you don’t isn’t anything new on the internet, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get THIS offended by the fact that some people like to watch wrestling.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

At the typical size of most viruses, no... they really don’t have a color. However, concentrating some viruses in a small enough space would result in some scattering of light that could produce iridescent (changing depending on angle) or blue colors. But this is more similar to the sky being blue (despite air not…

Almost everyone in Uganda and wherever else Zika is endemic, gets infected in early childhood. For a non-fetus Zika is pretty much harmless, and by the time a child is old enough to get pregnant, she has been immune for a long time. Whereas in Western hemisphere Zika appeared only a few years ago, so nobody has…

Fire that burned for hours without being fought + building not rated to survive fire that long + structural weakpoints where the fire was + damage from the two gigantic buildings that collapsed right across the street = structural failure.

In before the 9/11 truthers start bitching about how the building isn’t collapsing

It’s a cost-cutting measure. When all the operators are located centrally in a parked motor home, you only need to hire one political officer.

Age of Ultron is high art compared to this catastrophe.

I am truly saddened by how few people have had C&C Generals as part of their childhood.

Paladin tank in the field

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

In the modern world, great leaders resolve their conflicts with words like:

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

So it is better than Rocky V.