Johnny just needs to turn over a new Leaf.

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

> Suppose that Jay-Z and Vanilla Ice are hanging out.

I would say that Jay-Z now has 99 worsening problems.

This is like taking an aspirin for your end-stage syphilis.

Do you mean the Butcher of Benghazi vs Karl Marx 2.0?

Look, I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but fuck you for that first sentence.

If there isn’t a tank named Sheila, we boycott and/or riot.

It’s a sign of disrespect. (To walk / tread on a nations flag)

Alternate headline:

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Yeah, I tend to be a bit of a military isolationist myself for these reasons, but I agree that “militant camp” rarely means anything but...”militant camp”. This is an all around win with no downsides.

It makes me sad we’re probably in the same political party

It was a militant camp, not a village. And by potentially killing a few civilians, you potentially spared a few hundred from dying by suicide bomb.

This is like complaining about a headline after the Superbowl. Literally. Spoilers don’t extend to sports.

Misspelling “Idiocracy” isn’t a good look

I don’t like McCain, but I can’t fault the man for his service. Shitting on a POW is a really low thing to do, and with the GOP’s obsession with the military I’m shocked that Trump wasn’t immediately eviscerated.

It is on Fox Trot Alpha which is military related.