And it should be called out every time it happens!

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

He probably didn’t help his cause by saying he needed a place to whip women into shape.

That’s great for Milwaukee - they also get Bob Uecker for baseball, so they are a spoiled town when it comes to sports announcing - but yeah, he belongs on a national stage. Johnson doing March Madness was always such a treat.

I wouldn't put too much trust in this Howard-Johnson thing. I've been disappointed by the quality of their rooms. Not really the high standard they promote. 2 out of 5 stars

I see what you tried to do there.

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

Not making fun, just noting a resemblance.

Jeez, don’t you know anything? If he can magically make confetti shoot out of their orifices, he can make magic confetti that magically disappears when it hits the court shoot out of their orifices. Read a book...

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

if it can’t be made fun of then what can?

But which doctor is which?! I’m so confused!

You ever consider he has appendage-Tourettes? You guys a real bunch of assholes for mocking his disability.

I’m a Duke fan and I LOL’d.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

No. Just stop, you whiny cunt.

Then stop fucking clicking on it, you whiny cunt.

It’s on Foxtrot Alpha, a military blog. Because it usually focuses on military hardware it is a sub-blog of Jalopnik (imprint or something, not sure their offical terms for it), but occasionally branches out to other aspects. As GITMO is largely (if not entirely) a military facility, it is relevant.

My cat pooped on my jacket when we took her in the car. Our relationship never recovered.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”