These are the hard-hitting #integrity issues I come here for.

BARACK OBAMA IS TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE REST OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES. HES TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP. THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF NFL NOT SOME LILLY WHITE SOCCER PLAYING FAIRY LAND.

To me, the greatest problem with this story is that Scheffer didn’t face a significant penalty for publishing that chart and those pictures. I know, I know, (lawyers can stand down) he apparently didn’t break any laws by doing this (at least that’s what I understood from reading lawyers here at the time) but I feel…

or a Han.

Have you considered that maybe you just don’t like Star Wars?

Clearly they know this Star Wars stuff is highly collectible over time.

I’ve always found that these folks must have failed basic High school physical science (if they went to school at all), and have the critical thinking skills of a gnat.

Let’s compromise. Brazil will pay for our United States net. In exchange, we will buy you a sense of humor.

Questioning is fine. Claiming that Bill Gates is deliberately aiding a global conspiracy to cull the human population is ridiculous.

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. — Carl Sagan

Oxygen is a conspiracy, someone is releasing that thing in the air to poison us.

Anti-vaxxers are the worst. So much unnecessary pain and suffering is caused by their lies.

Viral (sorry) marketing for video game, obviously.

Luxembourg just wants to emulate the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

Don’t worry, they’re just trying to create a breach to allow Azathoth access to this dimension.

About 6 letters

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

FACT - Anti-Vaxxers are kooks.

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