Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Dude that’s just wrong. Grow up.

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

I don't know, I feel like they've pretty much taken over PornHub.

True fact: The Masturbation Network has kept America ‘batin for over 300 years.

I got a second monitor just so I can play this on one screen and stream The Masturbation Network on the other.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

I think you might be lost.

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

You know what would be great? If, like every other sanctioned capstone sports event held in the United States, the NFL would loosen up the media usage restrictions on the name “Super Bowl.”

I know it’s new, so it hasn’t had time to climb into any “best of” lists, but the opening scene of Guardians Of The Galaxy is pretty fantastic.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

I think if groupies & whiskey would be more appropriate.

Let me get this straight. I’m paying taxes, to build bombs, to be flown halfway around the planet, to blow up my tax money.