This is the Browns. OF COURSE it could make them worse. There is no bottom to the black hole they're falling in.

I’ve argued that, actually, Kanye’s a better lyricist than Kendrick Lamar.

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Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

LOL Pats fans never get over a perceived sleight, do they?

Because I didn’t realize the opportunity was there. Once I was made aware of it, I acted.

a successful shoe salesman

Tennessee Titans.

Jet fuel can’t melt a brontosaurus.

Nodding intensifies

Je suis la Tour Eiffel du Jambon.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

I’ve never seen a model of the Eiffel Tower made out of ham, but I’m fairly sure I’d be able to assemble one.

Try to make better arguments then. The Panthers are an extremely good team, and besides OBJ’s accusations, they have been nothing but classy with opponents (see Julio Jones).

Jesus, sorry your team isn’t having as good of a year. You sound like one of those “there are unwritten rules in baseball” type of guys (aka a real blast to hang out with).

That “whoosh” you just heard was the joke going over your head.

The Patriots were just making sure they got the ball at the start of double overtime.

That fence needs a fresh coat of water seal.