This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

Both are excellent choke artists.

I suspect it's more than 1% since I learned about it in high school.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Cites Breitbart for technical issues - strike 1

If you are applying for an auto mechanic, you probably should know what a drivetrain is. If you are trying to become president, you should know what the Nulcear Triad is.

nuclear weapons are not a deterrent to non state actors and never have been, that’s not what a nuclear deterrent is meant for.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

I love nuclear. Nuclear loves me, but frankly, nuclear is weak on immigration. We need to close down our borders and take jobs back from China and India. Make American wall great again

“Look, man, they didn’t give me alot of details. I’m just supposed to say, ‘America’ alot. America.”

*tumultuous applause*

Even if he has nothing to do with it, I’ll take this opportunity to say: Fuck Scott Walker.

I don’t like reporters. They’re mean and rough and irritating and their stories get published everywhere.

Not after we demostrate the full power of this public relations department. The ability to use social media to report the news is insignificant next to the POWER OF JERRY JONES

The more they tighten their grip, the more reporters will slip through their fingers...

The Bucks: Stop here.

The punishment in Scotland is public humiliation.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.