Alternate Fox News Headline:

Is there any difference at this point between the Zenith and the Nadir of Billspin?

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Allahu Bikerbar?

But supposing TWO eagles carry Quinn together.

That’s just attention to detail, man. The mark of a true professional. Nobody should judge that.

Never mind, I’ll find, someone like you..

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

What would be the running time of a comprehensive video of every Browns screwup?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

In a nutshell:

How old were you when your heart just shriveled up and died?

Here’s something that happened to me earlier today in Just Cause 3.

Wow, this guy is in for a rollercoaster of a reveal

If you have something ready in time for launch that isn’t purely cosmetic it should be in the game.

A Panthers-Patriots Super Bowl halftime show? What could possibly go wrong?

“ I peeked at 11.”