I don’t like reporters. They’re mean and rough and irritating and their stories get published everywhere.

Not after we demostrate the full power of this public relations department. The ability to use social media to report the news is insignificant next to the POWER OF JERRY JONES

The more they tighten their grip, the more reporters will slip through their fingers...

The Bucks: Stop here.

Your welcome to your opinion, but your criticisms are just objectively incorrect.

The punishment in Scotland is public humiliation.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Actually, 90% of the galaxy is now controlled by the Trade Federation.

Alternate Fox News Headline:

Is there any difference at this point between the Zenith and the Nadir of Billspin?

The big reveal that Kylo Ren is actually Gary the Dog.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Vox sooooo trumps scientists!

Allahu Bikerbar?

If this video isn’t the entirety of Mad Max Fury Road and nothing else, I am going to be pissed.

But supposing TWO eagles carry Quinn together.

Here’s something that happened to me earlier today in Just Cause 3.