A Panthers-Patriots Super Bowl halftime show? What could possibly go wrong?

“ I peeked at 11.”

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Whitest story I’ve ever heard

Wait a minute. Who is the diaper cream tooth brushing co-worker? You can’t just gloss over that detail

What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…

I think Germain’s point is that New Hope does a really good job of implying a bigger story and universe without explicitly spelling everything out, so interpretations like this seem prophetic in hindsight. Even though it’s more likely no one (including Lucas) had worked out the details yet.

There’s so much love for Empire Strikes Back (deservedly so) that I feel the original is underrated a bit. It’s a phenomenal movie. And while Empire might be the epitome of the series, Star Wars (or Episode IV: A New Hope if you want to be specific - and revisionist) is the one that changed pop culture altogether. Had…

“...i can’t help to think that you haven’t read a single Batman comic outside maybe the Dark Knight returns.”

Actually, it felt like a bizzare mishmash of Silver Age camp with Dark Age (90’s) and Miller stuff. It was an interesting kind of strange. Don’t presume to know my frame of reference, bub.

Are you fucking kidding me with that Luthor performance? You’re playing LEX LUTHOR, Eisenberg, not the goddamn Joker.

Nazis. Stay clear.

Shame they didn’t take this with them so it would no longer sully our planet.

I don’t believe anyone has spoken more eloquently about this than Carl Sagan.

Everyone should be limited to muzzle loading muskets. Founder’s Intent.

You might want to have him see a doctor about that.

T.E. Lawrence was, and he didn’t like it.

I like how there is always a Poland, but never in quite the same place twice.

Nope. I’m afraid we are listed as “Mostly Harmless.”

“German” is actually quite old as a populace term. It’s just new as a nation name. (And in fact, “Germany” is just a name that *we* English-speakers give to another nation and has no bearing on what they call themselves.)