“Fuck turkey. Fuck romo. Fuck thanksgiving”

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

“We got money, you broke-ass nigga. We got money.”

You think if they took all their money and combined it as a group they could buy a win?

no one gives a s**t until someone gives a s**t

And to you. In fact I’ve got a few blankets that I’d love to give Dan Snyder.

I don’t have a desire to see the film, but that first poster, with the whale’s eye, is fantastic.

Oh, they know what whales look like, trust me.

Does a Deathclaw shit in a quarry?

In other news, the Rams are allowing Bailey a leave of absence so he can cross the length and breadth of the Mojave to hunt down his would-be killer on the 13th floor of a Vegas casino.

You keep using Charlotte as your reference point. They’re not a good model to follow. Nobody loves Michael Jordan the executive. But I’m sure that makes for a convenient out for you instead of taking a sober look at your roster and your management and your attendance and saying, “Huh, this is really embarrassing. Do I…

“What more can I ask for out of team?”

Wanna know how bad it’s gotten?

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

I know it won’t happen, but the Philadelphia 6-76ers would be the among the greatest accomplishments in the history of the sport.

That’s because you were raised to be a wimp. The first time I was mini-nuked, I was only 8 years old. When dad says to take out the trash, you damn well better take out the trash.

Putin is an asshole but he isn’t stupid. He will find a way to sabre rattle and show strength without escalating.

How do you know man, the only time you ever see borders are from official sources, what if sovereign states are all just a lie man?

Turkmen is a rebel group in Syria.

I guess that Garmin wasn’t as accurate as they needed.