Everyone should be limited to muzzle loading muskets. Founder’s Intent.

There are 60 plus games left in the season and neither both of these teams combined will not finish with as many wins as Golden State has right now.

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

My computer burst into flames just watching this video. What kind of computer does this guy have? Jeez.

And I want a Fallout tabletop rpg

Alleged picture of his PC.

T.E. Lawrence was, and he didn’t like it.

Leicester City’s chairman has vowed to use this approach so nothing ends in a Thai.

On the plus side, this marks the first time this season someone in Dallas came through in the clutch.

Romoerotic asphyixiation

Greg Hardy’s training their security now?

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Do you not know what sarcasm is you blabbering imbecile?

That part of the comment was dripping with sarcasm.

Even the Browns’ official twitter account just exudes resigned defeat....

Not quite, Manziel never saw a shot he didn’t want to take.

Their twitter account reads like Nihilist Arby’s

I like how there is always a Poland, but never in quite the same place twice.

Nope. I’m afraid we are listed as “Mostly Harmless.”

“German” is actually quite old as a populace term. It’s just new as a nation name. (And in fact, “Germany” is just a name that *we* English-speakers give to another nation and has no bearing on what they call themselves.)