nope, so ban soccer, cheerleading, diving, racing, biking, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, lacrosse?

Briles sucks

Wait, wait wait... A ‘roided-up MMA dummy utilized physical violence against another ‘roided-up MMA dummy? The SHOCK!

No, Paul... “What’s up Boss” makes you sound like one of my Indian co-workers. Dot, not feather.

Second guy, after checking in, I understand that he also flushed his cellphone down a toilet.

at least two folks:

1. My fraternity brother who (accidentally?) got blown by a tranny, and
2. my HS / hockey buddy who got so bombed on hand grenades that he A) shit himself B) had to be dragged to the hotel and C) thus MISSED SEEING HIS SOONERS IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

would disagree.

Ironically, I did tonight. Was playing tennis at a park in Dallas, and a mid-2000's beater of an expedition drove down the street (4 lane relatively major city street) about 300-400 yards, that i could see, with **absolutely no front passenger wheel**. Utterly screamingly loud scraping noises, a circle of sparks about…

Yep I’ve had that happen to me, but while I was calling 911 to protect myself from a road rage driver who was trying to drive me off the road. Dallas southbound tollway from plano to downtown dallas. I had to drive “aggressively defensively” at about 100MPH to keep from being hit / driven into the center wall by a…

Yes, 100%. On Northwest Highway in Dallas, TX (a broad six-lane road with 45MPH speed limits), I was driving westbound from White Rock Lake towards IH75... girl in Lexis IS300 was driving ON RIMS, literally, sparks flying everywhere, when it crossed over the center (curb) median into oncoming traffic eastbound traffic …

Running his mouth, doing GQ and then getting his ass whomped before *ever making the playoffs?

No, that’s how 2nd year Loser future washouts like Johnny Manziel should be acting. FWIW

Nip and Tuck?

AB is clearly a dummy, and yeah yeah yeah. BUT... I’ve been in the ‘Big Corporate’ (Tech) world for 20 years. There are different sets of rules in this world too. There are different sets of rules for the extremely “talented” (see: professional athletes), “rich” (see: Donald Trump), “connected” (see: Epstein)... it’s…

read the first couple lines... BRO - get a new job. Don’t write about sports if you don’t like sports. Puke man, puke.

The right answer is probably a KIA 900 or a Hyundai Equus, or a Genesis sedan.

“My regular passengers drive lifted Shelby and Roush-tuned Ford pickups. There’s also a smattering of Ford Raptors, top-trim Lincoln Navigators, and maybe a Jeep or Land Rover.”

WTF kind of private jet passengers are these? 

“Even the most uncoordinated of Deadspin staffers could likely hit free throws at a 50 percent clip.”

I’d bet $1Mil this ain’t true.

if Kaepernick was good, maybe it would be a discussion.

that thing is *HEINOUS*

Until googling after reading this story, I’d never heard of Bon & Viv Hard Seltzer, and this is coming from a guy who crushes Claws and Trulys on the reg.

LoL, WuT?