I guess you hung out with the wrong girls in college 

no he’s not. Last time he won a major, George H.W. Bush was still president. Last time he even won a tournament was nearly 2000 days ago.

*dumped in 

Because they are ruthlessly dumps on our cities at roughly 10 X the required quantity, unregulated, unsafe, and a fucking eyesore

With a $2 BILLION valuation for bird? Haha yeah, they are rolling in it. They probably have three each.

You sir, are 1000000% correct. I have been a huge anti-dockless and now anti-scooter advocate in Dallas, which has been ground zero for the war against reality. See the recent awesome story in Texas Monthly about the rise and demise of dock-less bikes in dallas. It’s been a catastrophe and now the scooters are too…

BMW 335is. Favorite car i’ve owned.

everyone on Jalopnik: “THE CTS”
reality on the roads: no one has a CTS

Meanwhile, someone grazes LeBron James and he screams at the ref, demanding a foul, for 7 minutes.

the one where he OWNED LeBrizzle Jizzle is the Best Dirk.
#HeyLeBronHowsMyDirkTaste

Many hotels don’t allow you on the elevators/in the door etc. past a certain hour (e.g. require a room key to access the building). Now this wouldn’t have been the case with not being able to get in the door, but some W’s have weird set-ups. For example - the W in Bellevue (Seattle) WA has only an elevator when you…

or a Tile?

Your wife and you sound like tremendous people.

No. No he isn’t.

The advanced statistics had a 1.5 expected goals for France to a 0.4 expected goals for Belgium. and France outshot them like 2-1 (ballparking both from memory). Seems like France was better.

also: #SCOREBOARD

I guess this should teach us a valuable lesson. Don’t date instagram skanks

that’s good kinja

Hahaha!

Ray Lewis nods

WEAK SAUCE fight.