Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry: What it would be like if the Trump brothers hated each other.

If nothing else, have some fucking self-respect.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

This here everyone is what a violation of one’s free speech actually looks like. The Russian government is arresting him for saying negative things about the Russian Orthodox Church. This is one of the times where it’s appropriate to say that this man’s free speech is being violated.

In a related story, here’s a shot of the latest stop of Joe Paterno on his apology tour.

With Joe Paterno dead burning in Hell for the rest of Eternity for allowing numerous children to be sexually abused so he could win some fucking FOOBAWL games

Is this really an issue?

It’s bonkers that they chose to have some arbitrary number and remove games, instead of just a “best games for <format>“ list.

Don’t buy the onboard wifi! I did a cruise once and the week without internet was the most mentally peaceful week of my life.

Stevie Wonder Is Not Blind

The judge denied his request to be sent to juvie.

Get The Witcher 3.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.

I was recently overjoyed to see [adult swim] is airing Sealab and a bunch of older stuff on Sunday nights. Can’t wait for the Feast of Alvis.

With the hat, the glasses, and the beard, Der Commissar Murphy does resemble GRRM.