“Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Philadelphia Eagles”

Bears have a history of not caring

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

No, but they SHOULD be.

“Just OK shirts”

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Eh, just skip it and go right to “Revenge of the Sith.”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

“Well I’ll be Goddamned” - everyone involved

I would totally watch that sitcom.

+1

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Was this ghostwritten by PFTCommenter?

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

That hurt my brain and that email is DEFINITELY being used in the 2016 edition of Why Your Team Sucks: Houston Texans

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

Barry, it’s kind of shitty you calling out the Buffalo News out like this, what with all the unbiased news they normally report-

Reports from Philly call-in shows are that he’s showing signs of being Crip-pled.