You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

“Look At Me” is my favorite submission of all time so far (and there have been many greats).

That one fucked me up.

I have a feeling the rooster started it. They can be such cocks.

I found it a’moo’sing... amiright?

Alternates:

D.B. Pooper

That not a man, its a chicken boo

What a moron!

Ironically, “Hawk Romo” is also the favorite pasttime of most NFL defensive backs.

Romo receivers always end up in tears.

People also read Deadspin for stories about bears.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

Look at the big brains on Ben!

Does he look like a bitch?

¡Los Osos Gigantes!