I miss the old days, when Cale was just the name of redneck who raced cars and got into fights.

this comment is 1000 times better than the post.

What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.

"... we're wondering about the new McMenu."

Massholes making mass holes

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

In response to the question "Who really goes by Chip?," I concur with the floater of this theory:

Clearly, this is no laughing matter.

Meanwhile, LeSean McCoy is awakened from his nap by a nightmarish sense of foreboding that he just can't identify.

Rex Ryan plus a turnover prone quarterback? Nothing can go wrong!

"I've done worse."

Congrats: This now has more stars than the movie had ticket sales.

Leave Bernie Kosar out of this.

Too soon

As an Eagles fan who just watched the Patriots overcome the Seahawks to win a 4th Super Bowl, I'd just wish the Eagles cheated a lot more. They can hire Mariota's mother to be the QB coach for all I care. Commit pass interference every play. Violate the salary cap. Please.

"...get a jumpstart on coaching Mariota up on the Browns' system..."

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

This is the correct answer.

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