The same way you "fix" a horse with three shattered legs.
Just here so I don't get fined
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"He just didn't look like 18 out there."
It's...it's like you were sitting there in our non-existent editorial meeting about this!
It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.
This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.
I have no idea what point you are trying to make. Where is the disrespect?
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Hershey's Special Dark rules! Side note: I also like the Mets...
Sign of the times, I guess. Yogi's into stealing the hottest gadgets now.
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Weather.com sends me inside info sometimes too. They give me 10 day forecasts even.
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Jesus, Deadspin. If you're going to fuck over Jeter to this degree, the least you could do is give him the gift basket.
Meh, you can barely knotice it
Sounds like he's a big fan of the pistol formation
WARNING: This is an angry rant!
What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.
No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…
He was defending first for the Tampa Bay Rays
The BYU shirt (and degree) makes it that much better.
+6 the other way