Must be a Golden Gopher fan.

Oof, that one was in the rough.

Even worse: To spite the Dolphins, the Marlins won 2 world series! It all makes sense now! Carl Pavano was powered by dead native american Joo-Joo

You forgot to take in to account the "LOLJets factor" for MNF

Good to see Mets fans are in offseason form already.

All this means is no one noticed all the Crab Legs being swiped during this diversion.

Hey Geoff, scale of 1-10 how much do you miss Bojangles? Went to college near Charlotte, I find that's the thing I miss most about the triad.

+10 count

+1 job listing for a new Senior VP of PR

"By some miraculous happenstance, whoever the lead-paint-huffing window licker is who's in charge of Kinja (probably Burneko—seriously?) has somehow managed not to completely redesign the entire horrid interface for a span longer than four months. "

I've been trying to figure this out: What is in his hand? A microphone? A murder weapon?

They should have gotten So Taguchi to do it. He could have hit a 200mph pitch, it's the Cardinal Way.

"It is far too warm in here for a sweatshirt! I can't carry it though, then I won't have my hands free to do hand-type-things! What is a writer to do??!? Hold...on....a...second!"

The jokes on them, it's really a fund for this Wilson...

Dog Bite? Wait a second....

http://www.deepsouthdish.com/2012/03/crab-a…

!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

First of 3 balls she received that night.....I got nothing...SHUT UP, I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!

Amen! Did I miss that course in college?