If it had been a Fudgie the Whale cake, OBC would be unemployed right now.

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All those "flaws" you pointed out, are the EXACT point of the movie.....this movie was made to not take itself serious, so why are you trying to interpret it as a "tour de force love tale"? You went in to the movie, which was clearly a Mock looking for a real rom com!

Mrs. Met and Mr. Redlegs are both MIA...is this another Sluggerr type scandal?

Needless to say the catcher broke out the lumber during the game.

The toxic odors of "Fox News Smell" must have hit him like a hammer there.

Soooo when does the cake get here?

Looks familiar...

Somewhere up here is Nick Young's from this year too...or Swaggy P...or whatever.

Take that, Astros!

The only way they could get Magary on air without offended nearly everyone.

I think it's called a "Native Coloradoan Female Footprint" actually

Slow news day over in the Deadspin Kinja world.

finished my 151...mew was a little bastard

There's one in FDR Park actually!

Did you play any other sports growing up? Any other line of work you'd consider going in to?

Hey fellas,

Hey fellas,

He endorses!

Still a better runner than any Mets player, am I right?