Yes, that would add up. It's interesting how they're all so different though ... I guess my 24-Hour Fitness is verrrrry basic!

Ha! My 24-Hour Fitness doesn't even have towels. You have to bring your own. :D

I normally hate animated GIFs, but that one ... too perfect. :D

I am all about quality time with my couch. Rock on, sister.

I'd love to buy some of these games offered through Amazon/Steam for my brother, but they say "Gifting not available," or something like that. Just double checking that that means what I think it means - ? :(

I'm so sorry, sweetheart. Losing a furbaby is so painful.

So, so happy for you that things have worked out so well so far!!! You should be so proud of yourself for getting away from that guy. Wishing you all the best.

What is it??

Sending Internet hugs. I can't even imagine how awful that would feel. :(

Your neighbor would be super safe living next to me ... I have no idea who most of those people are. :D

Blah. :(

which apparently is cause for everyone to leave all their goddamn sense at home rotting in the refrigerator.

Please do - every year I buy another pair of gloves, and every year I'm disappointed by them in some way!

Cleaning the bathroom is always a *major* accomplishment for me. Congrats!

I ate it as a kid/teenager and thought it was great and then didn't have it for many years. Had it again about a year ago and thought it was awful. I'm not sure if it's changed or if my standards have changed. Of course this was also the "quick and ready" pre-made pizza ... I wonder if ordering it fresh might help.

I love the idea of giving my negative thoughts a persona that I can tell to fuck off. :D I tend not to be gentle with myself when I'm trying to rid myself (or at least tamp down) negative thoughts, and that just makes the problem worse. Instead of stopping the thoughts, I feel like I'm a bad/stupid/worthless person…

I want to give this guy the benefit of the doubt because working for Doctors Without Borders just about qualifies him for sainthood in my mind, but geez. Maybe the mentality that makes a person willing to do that kind of work also hampers common sense? :)

Surely the U.S. will implement Australia's requirements after…

Seriously, thanks for this. When I'm in the grocery store aisle trying to figure out whether the 12-packs on sale are cheaper than the 2-liter bottles, the logic of what to divide by what always eludes me. Going to try to memorize "Price divided by unit" now. :)

Internet hugs to you!

Seriously?!? Barf.