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<html><blockquote lang="en"><p>CHURCH ME TO CHURCH AND I'LL CHURCH LIKE A CHURCHITY CHURCH I'LL GIVE YOU MY CHURCH AND YOU CAN CHURCHITY CHURCH I CAN CHURCH IT CHURCHY</p>— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) <a href="https://twitter.com/UNTRESOR/statu…">February 10, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widg

It's the 49ers. They're being led into the season by Jim Yomsila. It's gonna be a 4-12 year. Let's not pretend this is Peyton retiring right before week 1.

My favorite Celeb Jeopadry contestant.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is your problem reading or comprehension? Just curious.

It was me, Lurie! It was me ALL ALONG!

Oh, no. No. The brothas on the street aren't gonna like this.

I can't imagine any scenario where you trade anything but a mid-range oscillating fan for Sam Bradford.

Let's just pick a fucking time schedule and stick to it. I don't care. Flip the clocks. Make 2 AM the new noon. I don't give a shit.

Same. Felt like an idiot when I put it together with his finisher name and the laughing masks on his trunks.

This guy's been the center of accusations that have been floating around for years. Where there's smoke, there's usually fire, particularly in wrestling.

"Her name is Cris "Cyborg" Justino; she hits very, very hard; and if and when the two meet in a cage, Justino will almost assuredly leave a minute later short an arm."

"He's VP of the Theta Xi fraternity at Montclair State University. I gotta believe if Theta Xi is cool with a VP of one of their chapters acting like this I'd prefer to have no one I know in it."

"Changing a girl means cleaning poop out of places you don't want to clean poop out of."

Jesus, it's a changing table, not the floor of a crack den. If you're that worried, give it a wipe with a baby wipe first, then lay the kid down.

LOL

KoL were abolsolutely the under the radar indie rock band to lord over others who couldn't possibly have heard them. Believe me.

I recall thinking at the time how it was funny because usually the shit was coming OUT of their mouths.

OH GOD THE TAKES