Don't tell me you voted blue and black.

I AM AN ADULT WITH IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO AT 11:53 PM ON A THURSDAY

[ponders why he's discussing colors with someone who thinks black is gold and blue is white]

Not the same dress. If it is, they're using the wrong thumbnail because there's clearly gold in it.

"It's blue and black. Let me show you by completely fucking up the picture in Photoshop to MAKE it blue and black while using the phrase "white balance" like I have any clue what it means." - a whole bunch of motherfuckers who need to stay off the roads until they get an eye exam

Yes, Photoshop, which doesn't take shadows or reflections into account, shows a match to blue and brown shades.

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WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

And as long as we're posting photographs of things that are not that dress and pretending otherwise, here's a photo of the dress in direct sunlight on a clear day:

I feel like this is some weird meta troll job that I just don't get, because that's clearly white and gold.

Or it"" get you labeled the company workhorse who never gets ahead because you always do what you're asked, do it right and never complain. You know, 50/50.

I want a player to approach the media after a game and open with: