I’m a bit confused as to how this occurred. This area regularly sees an annual huge blizzard. How was VDOT not prepared for this?

I’d fully expect the virus to die of infection after contact with McConnell’s blood.

Breath of tyre, surely? 

Forgive me for asking this but for those of us who have never seen a Halloween movie but have seen every episode of RHOBH... does Kyle Richards’s character die?

“Ted Lasso’s What If?”... 🤔

Please be courteous while you simulate a literal war for territorial dominance.

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

If action movies have taught me anything about car thieves, they can drive it better than you and also jump it over buildings and into military aircraft.

Cough, COVID. Cough, cough, cough... cough...

“It’s mostly used as the ability to fall very long distances...”

As usual, I get chosen last. Me and the fat kid with the unibrow.

Good. Shove a subwoofer up there.

Well there is a QB that was released in New England looking for work.

“Hoho! Hey Donald, watch me slice this bitch like butter!”

I dunno man. Are you certain that wasnt actually just a part of the boss fight?

Was it just the one time or was it a dual shock?

So they learn by parroting one another, is that it?

They’re as blind to hypocrisy and irony as they are to facts and reality.