Knuckles isn't edgy, just angy.

As one of two Clerics in a paper campaign, Light as a cantrip is amazing. Don’t need Darkvision when you can light every piece of equipment the party has for free.

I’m waiting for the inevitable sociopolitical manipulation game, Lords and Ladies of the Fallen.

I have a phobia of dementia and identity death, and the lobotomy sequence in Bioshock Infinite's Burial at Sea Pt. 2 rendered me MAXIMUM SHOOKENETHED.

Xur is just the Merchant's scifi cosplay.

Ya know, if I worked at Activision and someone said that to me, I'd ream them a new one for saying that.  That's SUPER disrespectful to say.

And that was a far ways away from Resident Evil 1's load screen doors.

This uses the source from the Metroid Prime Trilogy for Wii, so no.  There's a different way to do it, but, much like ADAM Skip in Dread, I've not figured it out.

With all the things both Kojima and The Simpsons have predicted, I want to see Hideo Kojima write an episode of the Simpsons.

Might want to take a Benadryl for all the a choux-ing you're doing.

That last jab was SUPER uncalled-for.  Skyrim's RETRO-CHIC.

#DishonoredForSwitch

That's waiting for a Half-Life 2 port.

A kosher-ole, if you will.

You Legacy of Kain nerds sit down.  Us Gex fans haven't had a game since NINETEEN NINETY-NINE.  We didn't even get PS2 ports or rumors for over 20 years.

The real question is, when are we getting a new Gex?

Modern Warfare: Tokyo Drift

Multipass!

No, the Five Elements are Hot, Cold, Spooky, Sleaze, and Stench

Spoilers, but here’s my favorite Torgue line that ISN’T about Cowbell: