So what horrific war is going to start in April to ruin Advance War’s release once again? 9/11 2? 

You are now the “Old Man Screams at Cloud”.

God, that would be such a car crash. Why not.

We would know the exact date, time, and cause for the extinction of humanity.

What do you think, McCarthy, can you give me a number crunch?

I don’t even know what he’s talking about, Skyrim was (last) released this year. ;)

To be fair,  Musk is bad

Tell me more about this incest fanfic you have created.

someone from Scotland begs to differ

They're slowly being subsumed by the mushrooms growing on them, so they really don't have anything to lose and have no fucks to give.

With rice: 10/10

We’ll never know because Tonelowke was arrested for asking a minor to rub themself while he watched.

According to the app, I’ve been playing 2 full days (plus) and I just finished with the 4th Beacon. On Normal. Basically, the exact opposite of the above. Like and subscribe, everybody.

You already have the Boston Celtics...

I’m a bit confused as to how this occurred. This area regularly sees an annual huge blizzard. How was VDOT not prepared for this?

I’d fully expect the virus to die of infection after contact with McConnell’s blood.

Breath of tyre, surely? 

Forgive me for asking this but for those of us who have never seen a Halloween movie but have seen every episode of RHOBH... does Kyle Richards’s character die?

“Ted Lasso’s What If?”... 🤔