“A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN’T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN’ D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN’ VOCABULARY, IT’S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!”

So, would Sora use a Lightsaber for this, or would he get some kind of KeyLightSaberBladeThat'sActuallyAnAxeAndIWillDieOnThisHill or just a keychain that's a Mickey Mouse head made of Death Stars?

Next up: Worden Ring, where the combat is Wordle puzzles.

Arr, mateys!!

His name IS Face McShooty, and he wants you to shoot him in the face!!

Why punch the baby when you can just roll it up?

Watch Microsoft snap Bungie up (again) and somehow manage to connect Destiny to Marathon but not Halo.

Final Fantasy Tactics had permadeath if you didn't get to a corpse in time with resurrection items or magic.

No, says the angry owner of a level 100 Empoleon from BDSP.

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal, mon!  *Clattered in a single fully charged FSmash by Snake.*

Hol' up.  You mean to tell me that Greg Eagles, voice of the Grim Reaper from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, is also the voice of Grey Fox from Metal Gear Solid?

Fifty internet point wager that Sprigatito is gonna evolve into a six-legged Grass/Bug cat thing, Fuecoco goes Fire/Psychic, and Quaxley goes Water/Ice.

So, Smash Ultimate, but everyone is Donkey Kong?  (DK!  DONKEY KONG IS HERE!)

Make your own Tail Light Blog™

Big Dragon Ricky's a bitch!!  Stabbed Smaller Dragons in his sleep!!

Kirby ate the rest of it

People who want to rush Wordle are...

Fantasy's a subgenre of SciFi, so...

Chicken with a hint of a lemon.

This better have all the ally NPCs say “Thanks for rescuing me!” after the third home world.