If your mom is serving you nine pizzas, can you ask if she'll adopt me?  I'm hungry.

A delayed game can be made better, a rushed game will always suck.

It's been 35 years now, they should have enough.

AS a sworn ANGERY-ANTI-CAPITALIST, Werewolf: the Apocalypse: Earthblood being so low makes me cry. It had so much potential, but with the blatant absence of the Umbra (A boss fight arena. Against a jacked-up Elite minion...), inability to Rage at will or use it creatively (Can't burn it to heal...), the depressing…

Iced nuance or hot nuance with lemon?

No curves, no pillows, just two balls and a BONG.

I just want to say, Gustavo is a GREAT nickname for a Lickitung, though.

If it’s the missile tank in Ferenia, you retain speed boost while sliding and wall jumping. I got it by starting from the third Chozo statue outside at the tram stop, wall jumping, sliding through, storing the shinespark, then balling, bombing the blocks and sparking up.

Well, yeah, I think our very own USAgent wouldn't want Bucky just strolling in at two in the morning.

The headline is inaccurate only because guinea pigs don't squeak, they go WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK whenever they so much as predict you going to get food from the kitchen.

Breath of Fast

It should be "Transgender-inator!!"

Or Hoenn has too much water.

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Y'all talking about Alex Mack and forgetting the real OG, Danny Tamberelli.

Nah, he'll be Bowser Jr.

It might be silly, but the 4chan quote emblem is EXTREMELY appropos.

I know!  XIV has such a rich soundtrack, even when they're remixing old classics!  I absolutely LOVE their rendition of the theme of THE FAMED SWORDSMAN, GIL, er, GREG!!

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Why's the frame rate matter?