jesus christ you kids BREAK IN

No one in Mississippi has ever seen the Æ character before. 

Giant robots? Nice!

Nacho Fries just need to be permanent, please.

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

“It is quite comical to see such a deadly and scary enemy reduced to a bumbling idiot. He keeps falling for the same trick, over and over.”

Can you imagine being the franchise owner seeing this much disrespect and waste in your store? I’d fire everyone on the spot, then I’d surreptitiously hire their family members just so I could fire THEM as well.

all I want to do is see Elizabeth Warren crush Bernie Sanders

Lots of coalitions in space have a north.

As an EVE player, I’m not sure I understand this. Are one of the coffees poisoned? Is it a distraction to steal the other persons car keys?

Somewhere, Nathan Peterman lets a single tear fall...

That ref is a couple of tint/saturation adjustments away from cosplaying Captain America.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

“Like the Weedwhacker Bowl, except professional.” — AAF elevator pitch

If You Don’t Love Bulbasaur, You May Not Have a Soul.

...my editorial fee is fairly modest.

Doubt this will get out of the greys, but here’s my recipe:

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

But when it gets to be 3 or 4, then it gets weird. 

i don’t get why people make such a fuss over unions. what two laborers do in their own homes is none of my business.