That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

It’s funny, I’ve cautioned a few times about not getting too excited about some down ballot local and state elections going to the Dems in states that are either mostly Dem or some shade of purple, and people act like I wanna suck Trump off because I’m saying, “Hey, don’t assume that in a YEAR from now, the Democrats…

Might be a good time to remind yourselves to get your millennial asses out of bed in a few years and VOTE next time. These nimrods put Trump in office because they were willing to spend a couple hours in line last November and you weren’t. Yes, you actually have to leave the house and spend 35 minutes in your local…

This article is a ranking, not rankings. Get your shit together, Burneko.

Attacking someone from behind that doesn’t know you’re there to defend the honor of definitely-not-a-rapist Jameis Winston when Winston was the one stirring the shit definitely ranks up there as one of the least honorable things someone can do.

“The controversies are “unwanted” for ESPN executives, who want to keep advertisers happy, avoid offending anyone at all costs, and protect the bottom line.”

Yeah, I really hate how the Onion has been folded into the mix here. I really, intensely dislike it.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Because giggling at the thought of a grown man putting his weiner through a bed sheet means that I hate the Jews, obviously.

Nah, KD is more of a bandwagon guy

I empathize. I suffered a “clean break” of the heart in my junior year of high school, when my girlfriend dumped me on the first day of school. It didn’t heal in time for me to ask anybody else to enjoy any of the dances or social activities that I actually wouldn’t have gone to, anyway, had they accepted.

It was either that or some nonsensical Jesse Ventura rant. “Look at Hogan looking at Elizabeth!!!!”

Because if you’re gonna say “if you will” when making a wrestling reference here on the muddaship, you might as well go full Dusty.

It’s a bummer Houston didn’t trade Tom Savage to the Browns, then you could’ve had Hogan and Savage on the same depth chart. The Micro Powers, if you wiiiill, daddeh.

Ok, I’ll be the jerk. I think you meant “fly” ball instead of “foul” ball in that first paragraph.

Stop dude.

So this is a weird story.

A peculiar thing that stuck with me about this play: LaValliere just walked away after the call was made. No posturing, no dispute, just a dejected walk away. Even in the gravity of the situation, he accepted the called result for what it was.

Counterpoint: that was a good joke! Part of the charm of Al Michaels has always been his edge. He doesn’t carry water for the league or his network, at least not nearly as much as, say, Joe Buck. As for the content of the joke, I don’t know what was objectionable; it wasn’t a good week for Harvey Weinstein, and thank…

You people are fucking ridiculous. There was nothing wrong with had he said. Fuck off and get a fucking life.