I assume it was abandoned juuuust before it crossed the goal line, right?

You know what they say about PED testing: if you get caught, lie like the Dickens.

He may have something here.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Can’t wait for the medical breakthrough that makes an ACL tear a 3 week injury. If the NFL is smart they’d start investing in that research instead of all this CTE malarky. GET MY GUY BACK OUT THERE!

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

Well since they’re gonna get another top 10 pick this year or next, have cap space, and have Embiid, Simmons, and a few other good complementary players - beyond Fultz, as much as I hate to say it, the process is acutally working out o.k.

Except for Embiid and Simmons, sure buddy.

He will be healthy in time to play alongside future Sixers #1 pick LeBron James Jr #trusttheprocess

Wrong, the whole country was rooting for the Red Sox then, and didn’t turn on them until after the 2004 victory because they were arrogant winners.

That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

Clearly you are not from the Northeast US.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

The COBRA Bowl

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

It repulses me to even create the appearance of being aligned with Trump or his supporters, but I kind of feel like this was not the most well-thought-out move by Lynch, and it’s not unreasonable to have a discussion about what the fuck it means when two anthems are back to back and you stand for one but not the other.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....