Typical for a Benoit to lose his mind and go off the deep end.

You mentioned an inch, 4 strokes, a major trophy and a blow. Is this article about golf or my sex life?!?!

Just your head? Should we feed the rest of your body to the dogs?

+1 Tom Savage twitch

That’s an interesting and highly unlikely scenario. However, you missed the bigger question in this scenario. Would Deadspin become Eagles fans? They would be torn.

Garcia has been waiting all season for this moment. Today is his Super Bowl!

I’d like to swap out Napoleon Dynamite for Uncle Rico please!

Deadspin couldn’t help themselves making fun of The Process, Embiid and Simmons. Now they aren’t saying shit. Fultz will shut people up long term. #trusttheprocess

Never!

Stanton is Hogan. Judge is Nash. Sanchez is Hall. Your new NWO.

It’s a hoagie ass clown!

I remember the good ‘ol days. A bit of boobie grabbing in the morning, scotch lunches and Ass slapping afternoons. I think it is time We Make Work Great Again!

At the end he yelled NEIGH!!

Not to be confused with the Don Lemon Law on New Year’s Eve.

If this doesn’t end with a Jones vs. Goodell Wrestlemania match ref’d by President Trump, money will be left on the table.

Jerry Jones is becoming the next Al Davis. Everyone is just waiting for him to die.

Logistics are important. Like campaigning in crucial states during an election. Moral of the story is Hilary is no Belichick. Or Hilary had no Tom Brady. One or the other.

There are way too many democrats standing on their soap box telling everyone not on their side how wrong they are. It’s the same reason DJT is in office. The reality both parties suck and democrats should be talking about how we are better off with them than the Republicans. Instead, too many are talking down to…

Loved watching every second of him play as a Phillies fan. But more importantly he seemed like a down to earth, super friendly person. I felt sick when I saw the news come through and typically don’t feel that way.

I trust the Sixers process much more than the Deadspin editorial process!